Dear Chroniclers,
I've served my time, and now at last I'm free! What a fascinating fortnight I've spent in the company of many others, keeping the streets of the UK safe.
It was seemingly a cast of thousands as our names were read out at in the Jury Room, a collection of ne'er do wells, teachers, housewives, retirees and one faintly puzzled horologist.
Regrettably, I'm sworn to secrecy, so like much in life (and indeed these feeble, groaning Chronicles) all must remain mystery.
Yours as ever,
electrofried(mr)
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