"D" is in daisy and also in dense. The eldest of the Hounds of electrofried was clearly towards the rear of the queue when the brain cells were handed out. Furthermore, she's technically an offence under the Trades Descriptions Act, being neither golden nor a retriever. Daisy is, however, endearingly eccentric, as befits an inhabitant of the House.Age has brought with it a most curious disability - Daisy suffers from selective deafness. This means she is unable to hear her masters' voice whilst out taking exercise, but can detect the sound of a food-bowl being filled from several miles away.
Key Facts
- dense
- an offence under the Trades Descriptions Act
- suffers from selective deafness
