Saturday, August 19, 2006

Hounds of Electrofried - Fact File No. 1

"D" is in daisy and also in dense. The eldest of the Hounds of electrofried was clearly towards the rear of the queue when the brain cells were handed out. Furthermore, she's technically an offence under the Trades Descriptions Act, being neither golden nor a retriever. Daisy is, however, endearingly eccentric, as befits an inhabitant of the House.

Age has brought with it a most curious disability - Daisy suffers from selective deafness. This means she is unable to hear her masters' voice whilst out taking exercise, but can detect the sound of a food-bowl being filled from several miles away.

Key Facts

  • dense

  • an offence under the Trades Descriptions Act

  • suffers from selective deafness

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I am enjoying reading each day's installment - great job! I am looking forward to reading more about the House of Electrofried.

electrofried (mr) said...

Dear Pasters,

thank you so much for casting the first votes in the "Poll of Hounds".

I concur that Daisy is one to watch - I frequently trip over her as she is easily confused with a medium-sized sheepskin rug.

best regards

electrofried (mr)